22 Aug Keepin’ Up with the Jetsons
What’s it gonna be like to run with the fast crowd in the year 2400? Will we still be waiting at rope lines to get into the coolest zero-grav clubs? Dropping big bucks on magnums of GoThereJuice and sporting the latest pomp-doos?
I wrote this song to give myself a little tour of what money could buy 383 years out. Or whatever money’s called by then. Maybe retinal scans will be so retro you’ll just need to blink in one direction.
Jet packs, vacation planets, fetching androids, textured ultra-beats, flying cars! Oh, it’s all comin’ baby.
The twist in the song is about being able to AFFORD it. You think you can join in on THAT salary. Honey, if you have to ask… So my avatar in this one is bound and determined to be a playa, even though he has no business being there. His FOMO runs so deep, he’s about run through his second mortgage hangin’ in, and those beautiful people he’s running with? Every now and then one whispers to another: Wait, WHO’S this guy again?
You know the type, the sad wanna-be who’s just so doggone determined, he’d be cute if it weren’t for how hard he was trying to be someone else. Give the dude a nod for tryin’ but without the scratch (or whatever slang it’ll be then) it ain’t gonna happen. With this crowd? You gotta be bad, beautiful or filthy rich — pick three.
But thanks for playin’ our game, and damn, lookit the time. Gotta jet!